Susan Andersen

“What is it about men, anyway? You can't live with 'em and the law frowns on neutering them. It's not exactly a win-win situation.”

“It was pretty much the male code not to let your friends have too much fun if there was any chance you could throw a wrench in their good times.”

“I've been a perfect lady my entire life, and somebody just tried to shoot me, anyway. Grandmother was wrong. Goodness is not its own reward.”

“Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.”

“You really are young, aren't you, Blondie? You know how the game is played—people'll say anything in the heat of the moment.”

“Be good. It'll be a new experience.”

“You don't talk much, do you, angel-face? I like that in a woman.”

“And if her heart was breaking with every step she took, at least he would never know.”