Scott Rogowsky

“I like what Lauren Duca and Alexandra Petri come up with when they're tweeting about politics.”

“I feel like HQ has been a force for good and it's brought together this amazing community.”

“Nothing in my decade-plus entertainment career has meant more to me personally and professionally than my involvement with HQ.”

“If anyone has an MiLB franchise they're looking to gift for tax purposes, I'll take it! Not picky.”

“I wouldn't follow me on Instagram.”

“When you get started in comedy, you're at the bottom of the totem pole. Not only are you not getting paid at these open mics. You're actually paying to do them.”

“I'm no Robert Christgau or Chuck Klosterman, but I would say that Landlady is like if Harry Nilsson was produced by Brian Eno. Or, if David Byrne fronted Wilco. Those are my two hoity-toity musical epigrams.”

“I was 20 years old and I said, 'Okay, if I can't get on TV by 25 then I'll consider another career.' You have to give yourself these arbitrary deadlines just to keep yourself focused and on track.”

“If I'm in the shower sometimes I'll blurt out some lyrics to whatever song's in my head that day. It's a lot of Migos and Drake.”

“I would love to see the first people to get married from HQ. Maybe they'll meet in the chat and name their first child Scott.”

“I transplanted my brain into 'HQ' and that's where the dark corners of my mind got exposed: Pop culture, '90s baseball, 'Simpsons,' 'Seinfeld,' 'Mr. Show,' Phish, Grateful Dead.”

“This is the evolution of television. It just keeps evolving from three networks, four cable networks, satellite. Now there's Internet channels and the phone.”

“When I was working office jobs, I was going on Facebook all the time.”

“Usually if you have an idea, you have to first pitch it to a production company, get them on board, then go around and pitch to networks.”

“I am an old comic trapped in young comic's body.”

“I've been doing comedy in New York since 2007.”

“I auditioned for 'HQ' and got it. I decided to stay in New York and ride this 'HQ' thing out. That was a good decision.”

“I get a kick out of replying to people on Twitter sometimes if I make a joke.”

“The Internet was supposed to bring people together, but it's created big divisions.”

“Adnan Virk and I work so well together, he's got the terrific background from hosting 'Baseball Tonight.'”