Sandra Bernhard

“I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.”

“I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she's gone. She had it all.”

“There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed.”

“I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved.”

“There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other women's success. It's very disappointing.”

“I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have.”

“Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.”