Sam Seder

“The days where you could just step back and not pick a side are over.”

“Either you're a political comedian or you're a stand-up. Just talking about politics isn't enough. People who talk about airplane food, you don't call them airplane comedians.”

“I wanted to do something I could show my grandkids and say that this is my comedic vision.”

“I quit law school in 1990 and started doing stand up in Boston.”

“Mike Cernovich is not everything that's wrong with society, but he is definitely the low hanging fruit of what's wrong with society.”

“Because there is something psychologically wrong with you on some level if you want to be on TV, if the only way you can fulfill yourself is by literally going from three dimensions to two dimensions.”

“I think there's a real hunger out there for new voices who will speak more truth to power and who are less ensconced in the establishment machine.”

“There are a lot of things about the TV industry that make you try to change who you are to fit into a certain mold.”

“There's an argument that private debt, in some way, is creating indentured servants in our country. But public debt does not do that. In fact, public debt does the exact opposite - it relieves private debt.”

“We tune in to news companies for them to give us some sense of grounded assessment of what the truth is.”

“There has been an attempt to pull in a more cable mentality to the big networks - from NBC hiring Scott Sassa from TNT, to FOX hiring Herzog from Comedy Central.”

“Donald Trump got impeached for his Ukraine Plan A and the economy went down the tubes, thanks to his failure to deal with the Coronavirus.”

“Cable news is nothing more than entertainment, except for the International version of CNN and perhaps the BBC.”

“With comedic actors, you can write one joke or two jokes, sample dialogue, and they have the capacity to extrapolate.”

“But I started out as a comedian doing sketch work where you get to write, produce and direct your own stuff.”

“Bin Laden is living in the United States, and he has blonde hair. He's probably got some type of eating disorder. And he drinks too much, and then occasionally writes an op-ed under the name Ann Coulter.”

“Donald Trump's own intelligence is publicly saying that Russia is actively trying to help him and hurt Joe Biden.”

“When I came home, I was no longer the pariah who had dropped out of law school. I had been on TV. And everybody wanted to know, not only what being on TV was like, but what I thought about world events. Suddenly, there was some value to what I was saying. That's bizarre.”

“I think what should happen is companies should calculate how much money they're getting from people who are celebrating Christmas and provide exactly that much amount of Merry Christmas, because that is exactly how I would want any type of religious holiday to be celebrated.”

“I don't have any insight to Donald Trump that anyone else doesn't.”