Sam Levenson

“Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.”

“It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.”

“One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.”

“Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.”

“Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.”

“When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?”

“Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.”