Ryan Stiles

“I was into sports in high school, but I got kicked out of Richmond High at 17, so I never graduated. However, I still get invites to the class reunions... I don't know that I want to see how everyone looks now.”

“I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.”

“Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.”

“If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!”

“That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy.”