A biography for Rosecrans Baldwinhasn’t been written yet.
“My confession: I listen to great music very badly.”
“The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween.”
“Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit.”
“My father-in-law has ear hair like a wolverine. It fans out from the auricles, wafting from the ridge lines like cilia, like gray feathered plumage.”