Robert Lynn Asprin

“When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.”

“They never let you live it down. One little mistake!"- Nero”

“To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)”

“We've got an unbeatable team."- Sauron”

“Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.”

“Just a little off the top!"- A. Boleyn”

“Don't pick up hitchhikers!"- D. Adams”