A biography for Rob Corddryhasn’t been written yet.
“I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.”
“Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.”
“I want to manufacture a feud.”
“I don't feel like I even need to contribute.”
“It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.”
“I get all of my comedy from CNN.”
“Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.”
“You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.”
“The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.”
“I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.”
“I have to stay true to myself.”
“The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.”
“If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.”
“If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care.”
“I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.”
“Wow. I am really pretentious.”
“People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.”
“I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.”
“Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.”
“Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.”