Ralph Steadman

“Man's idea of God, and a God's collusion, is an essential part of the equation to wage war.”

“I've done the Rolling Stones eating each other.”

“There is no truly global justice.”

“Like you do about Nelson Mandela, you can't help feeling the guy's a good man.”

“I have even written a book about Wine called The Grapes of Ralph.”

“Governments are not running the show anymore. Scumbag Entrepreneurs are, and they have a harsh and ruthless agenda.”

“Suspicion and doubt lead to animosity and hatred.”

“I once saw a lump of Greenland breaking off into the sea and moving south, which of course will affect the atmosphere and us generally, and it'll happen more and more.”

“There's no such thing as a mistake, really. It's just an opportunity to do something else.”

“I get my best ideas in a thunderstorm. I have the power and majesty of nature on my side.”

“Man has an innate capacity for violence, but can only justify it in the name of justice.”

“You know, we're really destroying ourselves because we're really making the motivating force of anything we do selfish.”

“The kids are not brought up to have minds of their own as individuals.”

“I see if I can make human beings look like reptiles.”

“God invented mankind because he loved silly stories.”

“You see that's what I think is such a terrible, terrible betrayal, the trust that people have in government.”

“Business should never be allowed to justify mean, thug ugly deals for any reason.”

“Hunter and I never got proper journalistic accreditation to go anywhere. Nobody was giving us passes to go in here or there. We always had to somehow talk our way in.”

“It makes me so desperately sad to witness just how unforgivably wretched our world has become.”

“Moral authority has been laid to rest, world opinion is no more than a game show and the difference between good and evil is about as relevant as changing channels.”