Ralph Kiner

“Cadillacs are down at the end of the bat.”

“Darryl Strawberry has been voted to the Hall of Fame five years in a row.”

“I think one of the most difficult things for anyone who's played baseball is to accept the fact that maybe the players today are playing just as well as ever.”

“All of his saves have come in relief appearances.”

“You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.”

“If Casey Stengel were alive today, he'd be spinning in his grave.”