Princess Olga Andreevna Romanoff

“The Queen has never sat there and said anything that makes her miserable, has she? She’s always got on with it.”

“No, well, I don’t know, I have so many cousins in all directions, I don’t know what a cousin feels like.”

“You either like people or you don’t.”

“I can’t say a thing in Russian; I find English hard enough. I know four words in Russian: Da, Net, Spasibo, Dushka (Yes, No, Thank you, Sweetheart).”

“I would have been a ‘lousy imperial princess’, because I would rather shovel sh-- than have to be very charming and dressed up on a daily basis.”