A biography for Perez Hiltonhasn’t been written yet.
“I'm going to raise my kids the opposite of how I was raised. I wasn't given healthy food, educated on portion control, or encouraged to exercise. I wish I had those things.”
“I don't really know jokes. I'm just in on the joke.”
“Hollywood is a lot like high school. Everyone was interested in what the head cheerleader was doing and what the captain of the football team was doing and if they were dating each other.”
“I used to be an actor, I used to be a journalist and I used to be a publicist. I know how all these people think.”
“I want to educate my daughter on presenting herself in the media and in the world.”
“I'm excited to help people get healthier and be happier with eTone Fitness. It's been a lifesaver. I'm able to get my sweat on, have a live coach train me and get results from home. Not a gimmick, it works!”
“Now if you know anything, or one thing about Perez Hilton, I think, is that I am not fake and I keep it real.”
“I was working on a book about health and wellness, and nobody was interested in that from me. Thankfully, my cowriters reached out and sold me on the idea of doing an autobiography.”
“I'm actually a really nice guy with a really big heart.”
“Bosses are the ones calling the shots, as they should in any organization. And if you think you're above your boss, that's not reality.”
“Scandal is like McDonald's. It's cheap and it's easily accessible to the masses, and when you're going to McDonald's, you know that you can get a salad, but do you want a salad? No. You want a Big Mac and French fries with an apple pie and a sundae.”
“I become a hermit when I am in Los Angeles and I don't leave my apartment at all from Monday through Thursday unless I have to and I don't get much sleep.”
“I'm lucky because my likeability is not crucial to my bankability.”
“I am not motivated by money.”
“Sometimes people will sue me to make an example of me but I don't sit home worrying about it; I'm too busy working.”
“I always knew I wanted to have children and that I'd be a great parent because I feel that's one of the reasons I was born, almost.”
“The best way for me to discover new music is through YouTube, and through my readers emailing me stuff.”
“The more time goes by, the more I hate Ke$ha.”
“It upsets me that people think what I'm doing is a bad thing. I don't think it's a bad thing. If you know something to be a fact, why not report it?... If I have to drag some people screaming out of the closet, then I will.”
“I had brainwashed myself into saying things like, 'If people don't like what I'm writing then they shouldn't read it.'”