A biography for Patti D'Arbanvillehasn’t been written yet.
“I am very happy. I have a wonderful marriage, children. This is everything I've always wanted.”
“I've always wanted a big old house with a big yard and lots of kids.”
“Oh, listen, honey, I'm never gonna be photographed in a bikini again. That's all over. But I love being pregnant.”
“Once, I wanted to be a movie star. I just had to wait until I turned into an actor and then things started to work out.”
“Giving a life is an extraordinary thing. Holding that little baby in your arms, having them totally dependent on you. You want them to be proud of you. So you re-examine everything.”
“My son's going to have to decide what he wants to do for himself when he's 30.”
“Crawling around naked in front of a crew of people at the age of 53? Hello? That was scarier than anything.”
“I'm not married to an actor. I'd never make that mistake again.”
“I love all the feelings of pregnancy.”
“I started hanging out with the Warhol crowd. I was very young, it seemed like an awful lot was going one and I was seeing a slice of life hadn't seen before.”
“You can't always find a hotel with a crib. That's my first priority.”
“How long can you gloss everything over and give people the idea that life is a sitcom?”
“Actually, I want twins.”
“Looking at Donna Jordan, 'top model' was not the first thing that popped into your mind.”
“I've had a couple of experiences. It can get scary. Especially when you're on TV and you're in someone's home every week and they feel like they know you. If you don't know them back, they don't understand. They've become detached. But most of the time, fans are great.”
“I went on to being an Ivory Soap baby for television commercials, and for three years, I sat in a bathtub and said either, 'And it floats,' or 'Get some today.'”
“I want six children!”
“Warhol wanted to put me in a film, but my mother wouldn't let me.”
“Drugs are a big menace to our society.”
“I love film sets.”