Pat McAfee

“If you're not a cop, don't buy a Crown Victoria.”

“Leesa has been a partner of mine since I left the NFL and started doing this Internet business. They've been a company that has supported everything that I have going on.”

“Deion Sanders played two sports, and Bo Jackson played two sports. I'm not athletic enough to do two sports, but I think I'm good enough to do two professions and do them pretty well at a high level.”

“I feel like it's my job to potentially make fun of people publicly, but I do it in a fun manner.”

“I appreciate our men and women in uniform so much. They are the real heroes. I can't fathom the selflessness involved in serving our country.”

“In the darkest of times, the most fulfilling thing in the world is finding the light.”

“The amount of players who get into trouble in the NFL is a very small minority, but they are the ones who make the headlines.”

“I'm not built to have a bald head. I've got a huge sniffer.”

“I'm real excited to turn my obsessive-type focus towards making the world a happier place.”

“I think what AEW has done on social media is impressive. I think the amount of interest they've garnered is impressive.”

“I am a heterosexual who is completely cool with folks who aren't, and I hail from Plum Borough, Pa.”

“Baron Corbin lived in my house for months when he played for the Colts our rookie year.”

“I didn't drink for two years.”

“In a world where most billionaires are all about talking about taking care of and helping people, Jim Irsay walks it.”

“If you're a punter or a kicker, you don't have a lot of film study to do. There's not a lot of things to watch. You're just going to kick the ball.”

“Befriending Pro Bowlers and future Hall of Famers is pretty cool, but I'm just enjoying the ride, looking at every day in the NFL as a memorable moment.”

“I'm gonna do a little radio, a little TV, and just create content in general and hopefully make the world a happier place.”

“I love 'The Impractical Jokers.' I watch them all the time.”

“I've been blocking people and unfriending people for a long time, and it doesn't take much if I feel like you've slighted me at all.”

“If I've learned anything from social media, it's truly that the most irrelevant people always say the most absurd stuff.”