Parker S. Huntington

“What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?”

“Is this how Julia Roberts' character feels like in Pretty Woman? Two parts princess, one part whore?”

“Lucy: Why do you want me to stay?Asher: Because I like you.Lucy: Why do you want me to go?Asher: Because I like you.”