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“I'm pretty much a straight guy on 'The Office.' We can't all be crazies. You need some balance.”
“Ricky Gervais is a genius.”
“I've always loved improv. It's my thing.”
“I still use quill and parchment. I do e-mails, and I write, but I don't go around surfing too much.”
“I am Cuban, my parents are Cuban, and I was not adopted.”
“I like game shows.”
“I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, 'I don't know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?' You know, who knows?”
“Quality attracts quality. People want to be on a good show.”
“I watched TV religiously when I was a kid, but nowadays - with the Internet - there's so many people writing about TV on the Internet, that everything's sort of under a magnifying glass.”
“I've always just been attracted to comedy.”
“I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.”
“Stand-up, I find it really difficult. It's not really my thing.”
“Yeah, I just don't break. I don't. And there's only one person I know who's a better non-breaker than me, and that's Will Forte from 'SNL.' You can not make that guy break. I'll break eventually - Will Forte will never break.”
“Life in California is beautiful.”