Oliver Reed

“What's the point of staying sober?”

“If the money's right, I'll do a film.”

“You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.”

“Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it's not true.”

“I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.”