A biography for Noel Cowardhasn’t been written yet.
“Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.”
“Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.”
“If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.”
“Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed.”
“I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.”
“Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.”