Nigel Havers

“I'm a very brilliant driver. I can say that.”

“I think if you are married, you should stay married.”

“I couldn't resist the idea of doing 'Coronation Street.'”

“I knew I wanted to get into acting and my parents were fine with that. My brother, thankfully, became a barrister so I went under the radar.”

“I'm not charming to people I don't like.”

“I grew up with Morecambe and Wise, they were part of Christmas, part of Easter, part of our lives. They were the top comedy act on television, watched by 25 million people.”

“I understand people want to feel safe when they go to the theatre, thats the primary and most important thing.”

“I absolutely hate cyclists. If they use the roads for free and they don't have to pay any tax, they must obey the rules.”

“My waist is 30 inches and I want to keep it that way. In the job I do, I need to keep in shape.”

“I haven't had lunch for years.”

“Its expensive to be dark - a theatre shut costs a lot of money.”