Nicole McKay

“I had a dream about you last night... you sat in a cardboard box and said you were a tree.”

“I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.”

“I had a dream about you last night... you made a beard for yourself out of forty two bags of Twizzlers.”

“I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan.”

“I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting.”

“I had a dream about you last night… it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a flame.”

“I had a dream about you last night... you were crying over spilt ink screaming "the words, the what could have been beautiful words.”

“I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.”

“The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.”

“I had a dream about you last night... you were there.”

“I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.”

“I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple”

“You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It’s certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!”