Neil Cicierega

“Any outlaw tryin' to draw with a pen and a padCan draw Jim West with a pen and a padDon't even think about a pen and a pad weighin' a tonJust tryin' to draw just for fun.”

“You can't remember where you came from (In a spiral of ants)You can't remember where you're going (In a spiral of ants)You can't remember knowingYou are one ant Over, it's overThe pheromones, the self-avoiding odysseyConsuming the colonyThe Circle rules your life”

“A marker on a grave, marker on a graveMarker on a grave and I know I'm the one who diedAnd underneath the name, underneath the nameUnderneath my name it says, "He Earned His Life"”

“Due to my strong personal convictions,I wish to stressthat this recordin no way endorsesa beliefin the occult.”

“Two trucks having sex,two trucks having sex.My muscles,my muscles,involuntarily flex.”

“Lost in solipsism, he then slowly pulls a leverwhich sets off a mechanism which does nothing whatsoever,but the nothing that it does negates the everything we knowbecause it's screaming just because, because it's neither friend or foe,and so we label it a menace or a grandiose work of art.From its finale to its genesis, we slowly pull it all apart.”

“It's not the nothingness at the end,so much as the message nothingness would send.”

“But something keeps me as a pet:the only house that's not on fire yet.I made it when I was an architect.This is just a side effect.”

“This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can seeAnd only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny”

“Prance omelette stalking chimneysweepEleven hatred earmuff okay rathskellerMy elusive hula yellow sketching creamyhelium gentlemanly communique.”

“Suddenly, there's a ring in my cell phone; I pick it up:It's the Angel of Death, and he says "Wazzup?"I say, "What is it this time?"And he's like, "Well, hello, goodbye, I'll see you in Hell."He can be like that sometimes, he's such a nut.So I snicker and say, "I'd love to, butGravity's calling, I've got some falling to do"”

“Hey you, sit down and listen!Don't be flippant and don't be dismissin'.Think you're a Flash encyclopedia?Eating, breathing Macromedia?Think you're cool sayin' "All Your Base"?Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face!You gotta be kidding me with that crap,Animutation's where it's at.”