Neil Cavuto

“The rich pay more in total taxes now than ever before - ever. It's true. Just like it's true that when the rich are convinced they're going to be taxed more, they spend less. And when the top few percenters don't spend, there goes all your spending, because they account for half of all retail spending.”

“Sexy ain't guys like Churchill and Lincoln.”

“A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I like to eat.”

“It's not as if I can just pop on my show and be rude if I've had a hard day.”

“We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person.”

“It's sad that we have become so accustomed to bad service that we're shocked when we get good service.”

“If Edwards gained 60 pounds and lost all his hair, he'd look like Dick Cheney!”