Neil Bauman

“Obviously you have lost possession of your Yiddish cup.”

“The first guy you sent in here probably soiled his pants when he couldn't answer the simplest question and literally ran out the door...LOL.”

“This is true lunacy!”

“Please feel free to post this if you have the gonads.”

“Well, that being said, we don't care how you advertise your stupidity, but eBaum's World Inc lives in the real world, and we are very tolerant and sensitive to the underprivileged and the mentally challenged.”

“You have now officially crossed the line.”