Navjot Singh Sidhu

“Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.”

“One who doesn't throw the dice can never expect to score a six.”

“Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.”

“The cat with gloves catches no mice.”

“Even a cock crows over his own dunghill.”

“Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.”

“I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies.”

“It's like the brooding hen sitting over a china egg.”

“After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.”

“There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.”

“We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.”

“Wickets are like wives. You never know what to expect from them.”

“Age has been the perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.”

“A revolutionary idea is usually one with its sleeves rolled up.”

“We are all Adam's children - it's just the skin that makes all the difference.”

“The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.”

“A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.”

“Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.”

“The ball whizzes past like a bumblebee and the Indians are in the sea.”

“Nothing ventured, nothing gained. And venture belongs to the adventurous.”