Natasha Leggero

“Anything you can do to get more people to come to your live shows is good, because that's where you can really do what you do. Everyone's on the same page, and you don't have to win strangers over as much.”

“What's great about stand-up is that you can say whatever you want and go around the country, and sometimes the world, and work on it and see how people react. You don't need Standards & Practices or notes from lawyers or producers to tell you what's funny.”

“When I was 23, I moved to Australia to be with this 43-year-old con artist I fell in love with.”

“In L.A., you tend to see a lot of people do very bizarre things. I love it.”

“I do think people are definitely sick of the Kardashians.”

“Doing TV is great, but TV is for starring on, not for watching.”

“There are some die-hard 'Chelsea Lately' fans, and that's where the majority of my fans come from. Chelsea is really helping make comedy audiences hipper and edgier.”

“I have friends who say, 'You just can't understand what it's like to be a mother until you're a mother.'”

“I grew up as a child actress, not a child star. I was an actress - big difference.”

“I don't think I ever wore pants on 'Reno 911!' and I was on it about five times.”

“If you look at NBC, two of their most successful shows - '30 Rock' and 'Parks And Rec' - are written by women, produced by women, and I think that's the future. Women are the new men.”

“You can always tell an actor by the bored look in their eye whenever someone else is talking.”

“The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose.”

“Comedy is just one of the many professions that women are taking over.”

“Coming from the Midwest, I didn't know about stand-up as an art. I just thought stand-up comedians were old men in suits talking about their wives.”

“My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.”

“In general, comedians are attracted to vice.”

“Pop culture, it's crazy. There's all this violence in video games. In 'Call of Duty,' people are literally just blowing other people up. Hey, let's protect your country from your couch while eating your sandwich.”

“I always wanted so much glamour in my life, so I have always been obsessed with class, and from dating a few people who were from old money and a few from new money in my 20s, I just sort of became obsessed with this idea of clueless rich people.”

“I'm not 'one of the guys.' I don't want to pretend to be one on stage. I'm not going to dress like a guy or carry myself like one.”