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“For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.”
“Because of the green-eyed one, I see red and that makes me blue.”
“I suggest he starts introducing himself as "Lessman"; he is classless, tactless, and mannerless.”
“I'd represent "Love" when it sued hypocritical writers for abuse.”
“You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!”
“Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and it's gonna backfire; I'm gonna be active friendly.”
“He was a serial dater, and she was a serial killer. Justice brought them together.”
“For a control freak, love and the desire to control others are synonymous. Once they lose control over the object of their desire, hostility takes over in full force.”
“I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph.”
“An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice.”
“Assassins: they got sass and live on sin.”
“Writing is a form of art. Do not use New Times Roman or Arial because it's boring and hackneyed.”
“He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.”
“I tend to throw tantrums a lot. Wear a helmet in my presence.”
“Hate lawyers all you want. Unlike you, we'll never be replaced with robots. Case closed!”
“Pent up anger brews into hate, which subsequently becomes a juicy revenge.”
“Love and Hate: both are four-lettered and both involve passion. And sometimes when love turns into hate, passion grows murderous.”
“Gentleman: An imaginary creature found in Jane Austen novels.”