Myles Rudge

“I told the wife, "We'd be better off in Blackpool."”

“We asked for steak and chips,They brought us something stewed,It smelt like it was off,And it looked extremely rude.”

“A little mouse with clogs on,Well I declare”

“A mouse lived in a windmill in Old Amsterdam”

“We was getting nowhereAnd so we had a cuppa tea”

“Right said Fred”