Moon Unit Zappa

“It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple.”

“I've got a new relationship and I'm trapped in this old life.”

“I don't want to lose my name because that's how I know myself. There is a legacy here.”

“I'm totally convinced I can write the perfect pop song.”

“We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.”

“I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked backstage!”

“I peaked early. I was told I'd missed my boat.”