Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Meeting, for the first time in person, someone that you’ve ‘known’ for sometime online = Taking the relationship to the ‘previous’ level.”

“The continuation of man’s life is more attributable to his fear of death than it is to his desire to live. As a matter of fact, in countless cases, it is attributable to only the former.”

“After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.”

“Some people respect some people only because some people respect them.”

“Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.”

“More often than not, an inspirational or motivational speaker is someone who makes money from telling us that we can do all of the things that we can do … and pretty much all of the things that we cannot do.”

“Most of the very few people who would choose a good heart over riches would eventually use that to either make a lot of money, or attract men or women who are rich.”

“Contrary to popular belief: Knowing where you are from will not really tell you where you are going. It will merely tell you why you are where you are.”

“A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.”

“Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.”

“Most people do not really want others to have freedom of speech, they just want others to be given the freedom to say want they want to hear.”

“Sexual starvation forces a heterosexual man to see beauty in every single female who he can sleep with without his society’s disapproval.”

“Assuming that all ‘unschooled’ people to lack education is akin to assuming that a salary is the only means to make money, or, that a vagina or a penis is the only source of an orgasm.”

“More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling in mud.”

“A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their partner, even if that is not true.”

“Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.”

“To buy women things, some men entertain. To entertain women, some men buy things.”

“Technically, you cannot really own a book you bought; you can only own the sheets of paper your copy is printed on; unless, of course, you are the book’s publisher.”

“You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person.”

“It is childish to eat primarily or only to please your tongue.”