Mike Wozniak

“Theres a propensity for me to bumble about as if Ive just jumped out of a PG Woodhouse novel, like a provincial vicar whos just been hit across the side of the head with a cricket ball at some speed.”

“I wish I had funny dreams. My dreams are rare and inevitably end in my own death.”

“Well yes I think laughter is joyous, laughter is crucial. I think thats why I love comedy and thats why Im in comedy in the first place.”

“There arent many more happier moments in life than when youre laughing so trying to make people laugh yourself To do a job where youre trying to make people laugh and youre laughing all day is ideal.”

“My family will occasionally take the mick out of the way I move and I always think Thats nonsense, I move like a gazelle: smoothly and swiftly and there is strength and glamour in the way I move. Then you see it on TV and they repeatedly show you bobbing off to do some task and you just look like a marionette.”

“I dont think Im especially competitive but you certainly have moments.”

“Yes the moustache appeared for the first time about 10 years ago and it was grown as a joke of course but I discovered I quite liked it. I preferred it and my wife prefers it. I got married in it and she wont come near me when Im clean shaven.”

“You cant argue the tasks with a despotic autocrat. It doesnt work.”

“I prefer comedy acting definitely. I love stand up but I think Im just at home a bit more with comedy acting which is possibly why I love it more.”