Michael Sorrentino

“There's enough Situation to go around.”

“When I first told people the name 'Situation'... they were like, 'That's the best thing I've ever heard.'”

“My license plate I did get registered, and it is S-I-T-C-H... so that's pretty cool.”

“As soon as someone hears the name 'Situation,' they're gonna kind of know that it's gonna be good.”

“I always had dreams, my whole life, of being somebody special. Someone out in the world that everybody knew of and everybody liked. Somebody unique. Even when I was down on my luck, in my head I still had those dreams.”

“You sort of take your freedom for granted sometimes.”

“I was very proud of the 'Jersey Shore: Family Vacation' that was airing on TV.”

“All the girls in Australia are hot.”

“I'm just saying that being in this business is not easy, and it's definitely not for everybody.”

“At 25, I had lost my job due to the economy, and my family wanted me to become a policeman or firefighter, but I knew there were other things out there for me. I sent some pictures to New York City and a model agency called and said, 'Where have you been?'”

“I felt very accomplished staying busy in prison.”

“I was just proud of myself that, even under extreme stress and adversity, I was still able to do my job and do it well. And still able to earn an income while in prison.”

“The Situation' - my name, or my character - is known worldwide now.”

“On the 'Jersey Shore,' people got a glimpse through a keyhole of who I really am. But the world really started to see me on 'Dancing With the Stars.' I am not the best dancer. That was never my strong point. But I wanted to let people know, hey, this kid is risking a lot just to know a different side of him.”

“I pick my swimsuits just like I pick my women. As soon as I see it, I like it, and that's it. I get it real quick.”

“Listen, the conditions in prison as a whole - you're not sleeping in a comfortable bed, you're not eating good food, and this is for long periods of time.”

“The Situation has mass appeal.”

“I understand that there's going to be a shelf life for 'Jersey Shore.'”

“When you realize that your freedom is being taken away from you, you're like, 'You know what, I'm not going to get good food in prison, so I'm going to order McDonald's, Wendy's, Chick-fil-A.' We're turning up and living our best life, and I did that.”

“I am a boxer-brief man.”