Michael Monroe

“People didn’t love all of this when they still had it. If you love something, you do what’s best for it. You don’t destroy it.”

“It was one of those dreams from which she woke up depressed about her reality, filled with a longing that pulled at her insides, wishing the dream could have lasted forever, or at least much longer than it had.”

“Our world must be hell, then. It must be the hell of some other place where all of us committed atrocious sins of some sort, and now we’re stuck here until we die and either come back or are whisked off to some other hell. It couldn’t be worse than this one, though.”

“Well you know what they say. It’s always raining somewhere.”

“There’s a big difference between being numb to something and being immune to it.”

“Don’t stay with someone who drives you crazy. Find someone who keeps you sane.”

“That’s what you people do, isn’t it? Make assumptions and sell them to impressionable idiots.”

“We all end up dying in the end. It’s just a question of how and when.”

“The storage capacity of the average human brain is two-hundred and fifty-six exabytes. However, the average adult human only uses approximately one billionth of that storage space effectively. This means my knowledge capacity is approximately three thousand trillion times that of your average human.”

“You shouldn’t say mean things to people before they kill you. It’s being a sore loser.”

“Ask very pointed questions. Sharp as sword blades, or laser blasts, if you catch my meaning.”

“Let them come. We’ve got helicopters, tanks, jets, and big guns. We’ve got armies of robots. What do they have but their stench and the squalor they live in?”

“Money is a tool we use to reach certain ends. Nothing more, nothing less. It’s hard to come by, though, so when opportunities arise, we need to make the most of them.”

“You’ll find a way. You’ll always find a way. And on the rare occasions when you can’t, you’ll have friends who will.”

“That was a double negative, Jemail. By saying that you haven’t seen nobody, you’re actually saying that you have seen somebody.”

“A good friend is someone who gets ya drunk and then walks ya home afterwards.”

“Well, for one, you walk around like you’re so much better than everyone else. We’re all a bunch of soulless animals or somethin’ in your eyes, I guess. You’re the high and mighty one and I ain’t fit to drink your piss.”

“Well one tiny poisonous spider can kill a very large man if it bites him in the right place.”

“A leader’s first duty is to look after his or her people, especially those who are sick, hungry, or thirsty.”

“We need to keep government small, but we also need to keep the influence of big business small, and we need to keep the power in the hands of the people, where it belongs. Big government and big business aren’t the only two alternatives.”