Michael Gartner

“One of the nicest things about NBC is that Tom Brokaw is not Dan Rather.”

“There is no reason for anyone in this country, anyone except a police officer or a military person, to buy, to own, to have, to use a handgun... and the only way to do that is to change the Constitution.”

“There isn't as much passion and outrage in today's newspapers. That may be because of a corporate decision, but they've lost their personality.”

“It's a market economy. Apparently the demand for great coaches exceeds the supply, so of course the price of good coaches is going to be high.”