Maureen A. Miller

“But eggshells were made to be broken, and slamming into a 100-story skyscraper at the speed of light would likely do the deed.”

“JOH! Thank God I found you.”“I have 9022 gods listed in my database. Must I thank all of them?”

“You've never been to another planet, have you Aimee?""No, but I've been to Disney World.”