Matthew Broderick

“Anytime I talk about my wife, I want to make it, like, 'the battle-ax,' and I always do that bit, but it's not true. She's a very positive person.”

“I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'”

“When I was a kid, I would sometimes go to Ireland with our family.”

“I like actors who are sort of different and eccentric - not what you expect.”

“I've liked Pete Gurney's writing always.”

“Television makes you very famous. It's very strange.”

“I slip from workaholic to bum real easy.”

“I think I'm a somewhat nervous bee who just wants to conform. Which, I guess, is common in bees.”

“Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.”

“When I see people who have to fly to a city every day with a laptop and stuff, that's why - I don't think I could manage that.”

“The first dog I got was a border collie. Her name was Sally.”