Matt LeBlanc

“I'm not in a rush to do anything. And I wouldn't say I pick and choose. When it comes to producers picking people for roles I don't think it's between me and Tom Cruise, do you know what I mean?”

“Work to me has become kind of a hobby. I was a part of something that gave me financial independence and the rent is paid. Now it's just about projects that turn me on.”

“I am not bisexual. I am not gay. I have never had sex with men.”

“Having kids has been great for me. I have two beautiful step- kids, as well as my own new daughter. They've really helped me to keep my feet firmly on the ground, and life is good. I feel like I'm the luckiest guy here.”

“I keep waiting for the roof to cave in. I was raised to follow the Golden Rule, you know, treat people the way you wish to be treated. That's kind of the way I live my life. Maybe someone up there likes me for that.”

“I don't like producing. It's a lot of meetings you sit through that amount to nothing.”

“Misery is manifold. The wretchedness of the earth is multiform.”

“I could build and roof a house, though electricity is not my thing.”

“I started going gray in my early twenties.”

“The way I look at it, everything is a trade. You acquire some money, so then you've got no financial burdens, but everyone wants your money and so who can you trust? Or you've got no money and you can trust anyone, but then you've got the worry to pay bills. Which is worse?”

“I've grown tremendously as an actor by being there. It is comic writing the likes of which I don't know that I'll ever see again and it's been a great, great experience.”

“The phone's not ringing off the hook, but that's ok by me. I feel very fortunate, work to me has become a kind of hobby.”

“I don't like silk underwear. They don't do the job, you know?”

“You always question people's intentions. That may be a combination of having money, having fame, and being a little older.”

“I find the earth to be a place of misery in which I am surrounded by the conformity that kills society.”

“I really like the half-hour comedy. I really do. I know people that are in movies all the time and they, you know, they don't see their families as much. And that takes its toll over time.”

“The majority of my background is multi-camera format, which is very broad and a very arch perception of reality. Whereas single camera tends to be more truthful and a little more intimate of a medium.”

“I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It's like nature's Neosporin.”

“The more cynical you become, the better off you'll be.”

“You can't be funny if you don't have good material.”