A biography for Marty Feldmanhasn’t been written yet.
“The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with.”
“I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.”
“I am too old to die young, and too young to grow up.”
“I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.”
“Money can't buy poverty.”
“The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.”
“I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.”
“I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.”
“Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.”