Mark Roberts

“I just love having a buzz all the time, regardless of the consequences.”

“Hollywood have been in touch; they want to make a movie of my life.”

“I was asked to model but I never took up the offer.”

“Neil Armstrong, when he was out there landing on the moon, I was there first.”

“I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet.”

“When I'm in bars or clubs, it gets to the point where I feel I'm obliged to streak. It's not a problem.”

“Everything seems to have been turned upside-down, but in a good way.”

“In England, there are so many TV commercials with nudity in them, and there are so many TV programs that show nudity on a regular basis. It's becoming more of a norm.”