Maggie Benedict

“What’s next? I never know. I love it that way. Surprise me Lord.”

“When you get on set – steal with your eyes and shut your mouth! Sometimes the squeaky wheel doesn’t get the oil, it gets replaced. Pick your battles.”

“I felt like a stir-fry and I wanted to be a stew so back to school it was.”

“Having a slush fund gives you the power to say ‘No!’ to that unspeakably CRAPPY job that will only serve to successfully drain your soul and retard your big career goals. It’ll sting, some months it’ll be nigh impossible, but DO IT!”

“I’m geographically moronic!”

“I didn’t have any fears because my mama said a prayer!”