A biography for Louie Andersonhasn’t been written yet.
“I have a very warm spot in my heart for Vegas.”
“I started a big part of my career in Vegas.”
“I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.”
“I'm at 23 feet, diving into 17 feet of water. I'm over 400 pounds. Who doesn't want to see that? I do. I'm always shocked that I can do it.”
“We all think we're going to get out of debt.”
“You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family.”
“I was kind of a Rickles comic to begin with. I was caustic, and I was abusive and mean to the audience.”
“I was 10th of 11 kids in an alcoholic, abusive, poor family. We all want things that we can't have. And I found comedy.”
“When I say, 'I can't stay long, I'm in-between meals,' that plays differently on the radio than it does in person. So I have to pick material that works because the words are funny, not just because of the images.”