Liz Smith

“The marriage didn't work out but the separation is great.”

“Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress.”

“One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless.”

“No matter who you are or what you plan to do in life, learn to type!”

“What you become is what counts.”

“You can't build a reputation on what you intend to do.”

“To deny we need and want power is to deny that we hope to be effective.”

“Charlton Heston announced again today that he is suffering from Alzheimer's.”

“The greatest of all mistakes is to do nothing because you can only do a little. Do what you can.”

“Gossip is news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress.”

“All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.”

“Do not join encounter groups. If you enjoy being made to feel inadequate, call your mother.”

“Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.”