Lemmy

“I went to go see the Rolling Stones in the park, and they were awful: completely out of tune. Jagger wore a frock.”

“You learn all the best stuff in life after you leave school.”

“I've never met a girl who could stop me looking at all the others. If I did, I'd marry her.”

“I make a very good steak.”

“Everyone wants to be safe. Well, I got news for you: You can't be safe. Life's not safe. Your work isn't safe. When you leave the house, it isn't safe. The air you breathe isn't going to be safe, not for very long. That's why you have to enjoy the moment.”

“'Bomber' was the first song I wrote about war.”

“I dislike religion quite intensely. It's been the cause of all the grief in the world ever since they discovered the first stone to worship.”

“All my dreams came true. There's not many people that can say that. I mean, most people have to work in a job they hate all their lives, and I can't imagine that.”

“Like most housewives, I don't cook unless I have company.”

“I always wanted to be able to show off like the guitar players do. I think I managed that alright!”

“I don't only collect Nazi stuff; I collect objects from all the Axis countries.”

“It's when you get to 60 when everything starts to go pear-shaped. Everyone thinks that becoming an older guy is easy, but you never consider it fully. It comes as quite a shock.”

“I can't say I was really that surprised when the doctor told me I needed a defibrillator inserted in my chest. When you've lived the life that I have, you should always expect something like that to crop up. I was not a good boy.”

“I was in the Rockin' Vicars, which was the first British band to tour behind the Iron Curtain. A lot of photos were taken of us next to milk churns.”

“I don't want to advise anyone to do anything, apart from try and stay alive. That's my advice - don't die.”

“I once fell through a hole in the stage.”

“People don't know how to be outrageous anymore.”

“Eddie Cochran - I never got to see him live, but he could play. Him and Buddy Holly, they were the best guitarists. They could get a good raunchy beat going.”

“I wasn't any good at playing tennis.”

“It just seems like we get more popular every eight years or so. For some reason, it becomes cool to like Motorhead again.”