A biography for Lara Stonehasn’t been written yet.
“I don't even sing in the shower.”
“Every time I go to the dentist they say, 'You really need to fix that gap of yours'. I'm like, 'My gap is paying your dentist bills.'”
“I'm terrible in high heels. I'm so bad.”
“When it's colder, your skin needs more attention.”
“I like spending time with my husband.”
“I'm a woman, and every woman wants to be skinnier - unfortunately.”
“I always like to sing along to some depressing, angry Morrissey.”
“I'm terrified of having a little girl. Girls are more evil than boys.”
“Going to rehab was the best decision I ever made.”
“When planning your wedding you make so many decisions: 'Do I want this fork or that fork?' But in the end people aren't going to remember what napkin holder you choose.”
“It's not like I'm sitting at home coming up with some secret beauty plan.”
“Being sexy is something inside, and not everybody has it.”
“What should all men know about women? That we are always right and you should just agree.”
“I'm happy people look at me as a role model.”
“I used to come up with these crazy jobs to try and provoke my parents but they said, 'You can be anything you want.' So I was like, 'I want to be a garbage man' and they were like 'That's OK, we'll still love you!'”
“I would love to have children some day. I'd like little gay boys. That would be good.”
“In school I was always the funny-looking, tall, skinny kid that got made fun of because of my weird teeth.”
“I love to get a massage but I'm quite a baby with it. I don't like them too hard or anyone walking on me or anything. When it's good, it's the best thing ever. When it's bad, it's an hour of absolute agony.”
“Marriage takes work - it doesn't just happen.”
“I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.”