Lana Turner

“Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.”

“Artie said it would be nice if we got married. I said it would be nice, too. The next thing I knew, we were on our way to Las Vegas.”

“The most important tool of my trade was a mirror.”

“Some day... some day, I want to go much deeper into the human mind.”

“I have matured with the realization that I can live without a man!”