Lamorne Morris

“Going to the movies is one of my favorite things to do.”

“I would like to say I do some pretty good impressions. I'm also one of the best basketball players in the world. I just chose not to go the NBA route, but people say I'm better than Kobe and LeBron.”

“Social media really makes it tricky for people sometimes because you go, 'Oh, it's awesome. I'm gonna play this character. I'm going to do this really weird thing on camera,' and then you go back and read all your tweets and go, 'Mmm, well, I guess they didn't like that so much.'”

“Second City should create a secret handshake, and when you graduate, you have to know it.”

“I love being in public places, but I can't stand long, drawn-out music festivals.”

“If I wasn't acting, I'd be teaching acting. That would be my easiest thing to fall back on is teaching it.”

“I'm a big sports fan - mainly basketball.”

“I love film; I love sports.”

“I had this job at Hollywood Video, and during my worst audition ever, I forgot all of my lines in front of Chuck Lorre at the callback for the 'Mike and Molly' pilot.”

“It's rare that I go on a first date and don't want to go out again.”

“I want to stay proactive and keep having funny material online.”

“I love when a woman doesn't have to put on makeup.”

“I put out some very entertaining material on social media! Check my Instagram, Twitter, and Snapchat! I got jokes for days!”

“If you have a lot of sweetness and quirkiness, someone's got to have a little bit of bite against that.”

“In TV, you're always confused because you legitimately don't know what you're doing the next week.”

“I lived with a ninja once: a black guy with dreads who smelled like onions and garlic. He had a magic sword. Whenever you touched the sword, he knew about it. I don't know how.”

“Billy Magnussen, he's a wild one.”

“Sometimes in an audition, I'll genuinely do something I know they're not going to like.”

“I had big teeth, and I was goofy. I probably used to mess with people too much. People were always trying to be cool, and I was just being goofy and an idiot. So whenever I would get picked on - which happened a lot - I would usually find a way to talk my way out of it or joke my way out of it.”

“TV becomes easier because you get to spend time with that character. It's going to go on for a while, and the more you know something, the easier it becomes, the less nerves you have about it, and the better it is for improv because you have that camaraderie between cast regulars. In film, it's harder because you got to get in and get out.”