Kyle Gass

“I don't really like to audition, and that works against me. It's bad to be an actor and not like to audition.”

“Whenever I see a girl in tie dye twirling, I'll say yes. I've arrived. I'm in the right place.”

“What did happen to rock music? I think there was a hip-hop takeover.”

“I feel good with a crisp hundy in my pocket.”

“I like butter with my popcorn.”

“Well, I think awards are pretty meaningless.”

“I'd like to do a complete album of covers with no songs written after 1937.”

“I am such a desperate man headed into a midlife crisis.”

“I don't think us going out in the crowd would be a good idea. I think that we'd be torn apart limb from limb.”

“We're the court jesters of rock.”

“I have an agent and everything. I audition occasionally.”

“The problem is that we set the bar so high, and our stuff is so good, it's tough to top.”

“We try to write the best songs ever and they kinda come out funny.”

“The wheels of Hollywood grind very slowly so I'm going to have some collagen or some sort of plastic surgery.”

“We're not very confident performers, and if we don't get a laugh we get insecure.”

“Jack is a special performer, the kind that comes along once in a generation.”

“Probably every band - you get back to like, The Stones are kind of the tough guys, Beatles are kind of psychedelic, Led Zeppelin was kinda mystical, The Who are kind of mods. You know, you just go right through. Everyone's kind of adopted their so-called persona or flavor if you will.”

“We want to be just like the greatest band. But I think we're just sort of both naturally humorous fellas.”

“I don't keep up with music.”

“I don't think we've ever been in an interview where someone hasn't asked, 'How did you guys get together?'”