Keith Moon

“I was a rust repairer. I was a rust repairer and full-time survivor. I survived all the major earthquakes, and the Titanic, and several air crash.”

“I love to see people laugh and I love it more if I can make them laugh.”

“My friends call me Keith, but you can call me John.”

“I mean, you want the truth as you wanna hear it? I can't do that. You couldn't afford me.”

“At heart I cannot accept that I am a well-known rock 'n' roll star and one of the greatest drummers in the world.”

“I told people I was a drummer before I even had a set, I was a mental drummer.”

“I can't believe that person on the television is really me.”

“They're always saying I'm a capitalistic pig. I suppose I am. But... it's good for my drumming.”