Katt Williams

“Golf is a game with morals. There's always an opportunity to be a scoundrel. That's why it's a gentleman's game.”

“That is the job of a comedian: To take unpleasant subject matter and forcibly, with his hands, wring the funny out of it.”

“If you didn't laugh at Jared Fogle, then you would cry.”

“I go where people are hurting. I stand on the stage, and I make people laugh for an hour and a half.”