Katie Hopkins

“Call me old-fashioned, but armpit hair is not high up there on my wish list of things to have.”

“Social class has worked for years. Born into the right family, go to the right schools, even if you're not super bright to start with, you'll turn out bright. You go to the right university, you get the right job, you have the right connections, you'll make it to the top. Job done, very efficient.”

“It's good that fat schoolchildren are no longer bullied, but it's worrying if they feel it's OK to be large because no one is pointing it out.”

“In my experience, people who think school is free fail to put a value on it or respect the opportunities it affords.”

“I want my girls to grow up learning that it is important their mum worked like a man.”

“Michelle Visage rocks.”

“In our private lives, we hate saying sorry. I would rather saute my eyeballs in butter than admit I am wrong to my husband.”

“Brits have a peculiar sense of humour. I love it.”

“I love Remembrance Sunday.”

“I am proud to be called the Queen of Mean, and I never mince my words - especially when it comes to fat people.”

“As I often lecture businesses, it is not the email you send which matters, but how people feel when they read it.”

“There are all sorts of parents I hate - super-keen parents, PTA parents, and fat parents on a bus.”

“I celebrate those who wear their red poppies with pride.”

“Clearly, children need to be aware of the news and current affairs. I buy my own children a children's newspaper so they can form their own views.”

“Typically, housewives and working mums hate each other like dogs fighting for a bone.”

“Those who are most pious and noble tend to be the least tolerant.”

“When you are bringing up your kids, you hope you have given them some sense of right and wrong, a sense of good and bad.”

“While Corbyn would not enjoy the comparison, he and Farage are the same beast - with very different heads.”

“Women are a strange thing. Like watches, houses, and cars, you really only need one at any moment in your life (French men disagree).”

“Most wives look at me the way lame deer look at a hungry lion.”